Bugzilla Blues

[Stuart Donaldson]

Oh, that's too funny for a Monday.
Thanks, great way to start a week.

Shane H. W. Travis wrote:

>Been enough sniping back and forth on this list lately that I figured we
>could all do with a bit of a break. This whole thing came to me in about 15
>minutes, so I'm obviously inspired. ;-)
>
>I know just how it sounds in my head, but I don't know enough guitar to
>write out the chords or anything. It's a pretty standard walking-bass blues
>riff that I'm sure most of you have all heard before. So now, without
>further waffling, I present to you...
>
>...........................................................................
>
>The Bugzilla Blues
>==================
>(verse 1)
>Oh, my Voting button's broken
>All my Bugmail is returned
>My Comments go unheeded and my bugs go UNCONFIRMED
>(Chorus)
>Got them... Bugzilla blues...
>I just wants to be free...
>Why is this Open-Source project so closed to the likes of me
>
>(verse2)
>Well, Dave won't approve my patches...
>Myk don't like my design
>Nobody reviews me, all that I can do is Whine
>(Chorus)
>Got them... Bugzilla blues...
>Code Just Wants To Be Free...
>Why is this Open-Source project so closed to the likes of me?
>
>(wailing harmonica solo)
>
>(Bridge)
>Maxwell says it's got to be in smaller pieces
>Jouni says my indentation's shot
>Gerv is busy fussin' 'bout the date of the releases
>while all my patches sit upon the vine and rot
>
>(verse 3)
>Well I got so tired of trying
>That I sat and wrote this song
>And then Vlad came by and criticized, "You're singing it all wrong!"
>(Chorus)
>Got them... Bugzilla blues...
>I just wants to be free...
>Why is this Open-Source project so closed to the likes of me?
>
>...........................................................................
>
>
>Thank yew... thank yew ver' much.
>
>
>We now return you to your regularly scheduled kvetching.
>
>
>Shane H.W. Travis       | The greatest of all mistakes is to do nothing
>travis at sedsystems.ca    |  because you can only do a little.
>Saskatoon, Saskatchewan |   Do what you can.  -- Sydney Smith
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