Bugzilla Blues

[Luis Villa]

Well, it made me laugh, at least. Thanks, Shane ;)

Luis


On Mon, 31 Jan 2005 11:17:13 -0600 (CST), Shane H. W. Travis
<travis at sedsystems.ca> wrote:
> 
> Been enough sniping back and forth on this list lately that I figured we
> could all do with a bit of a break. This whole thing came to me in about 15
> minutes, so I'm obviously inspired. ;-)
> 
> I know just how it sounds in my head, but I don't know enough guitar to
> write out the chords or anything. It's a pretty standard walking-bass blues
> riff that I'm sure most of you have all heard before. So now, without
> further waffling, I present to you...
> 
> ...........................................................................
> 
> The Bugzilla Blues
> ==================
> (verse 1)
> Oh, my Voting button's broken
> All my Bugmail is returned
> My Comments go unheeded and my bugs go UNCONFIRMED
> (Chorus)
> Got them... Bugzilla blues...
> I just wants to be free...
> Why is this Open-Source project so closed to the likes of me
> 
> (verse2)
> Well, Dave won't approve my patches...
> Myk don't like my design
> Nobody reviews me, all that I can do is Whine
> (Chorus)
> Got them... Bugzilla blues...
> Code Just Wants To Be Free...
> Why is this Open-Source project so closed to the likes of me?
> 
> (wailing harmonica solo)
> 
> (Bridge)
> Maxwell says it's got to be in smaller pieces
> Jouni says my indentation's shot
> Gerv is busy fussin' 'bout the date of the releases
> while all my patches sit upon the vine and rot
> 
> (verse 3)
> Well I got so tired of trying
> That I sat and wrote this song
> And then Vlad came by and criticized, "You're singing it all wrong!"
> (Chorus)
> Got them... Bugzilla blues...
> I just wants to be free...
> Why is this Open-Source project so closed to the likes of me?
> 
> ...........................................................................
> 
> Thank yew... thank yew ver' much.
> 
> We now return you to your regularly scheduled kvetching.
> 
> 
> Shane H.W. Travis       | The greatest of all mistakes is to do nothing
> travis at sedsystems.ca    |  because you can only do a little.
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